Got nothin. Nada. One of them. As much as I like to be the spokesperson for a whole generation of amazing people, I realize I’ve succumbed to the blah. Have already bitched about everything. Sometimes twice. Is it really possible that the Boomlennial experience is passé? Not a chance! Now I’m fired up! This week my Manfriend and I had a midweek play date. It felt like being on vacay. Wander weekly, right? Historically, I’ve mastered the bus tour. (Grabbed you yet?). Whenever I’ve visited a new city, my first stop is Greyhound or Lolly the Trolley, or whatever catchy name they come up with. You see the sights, get the history, and learn what you want to revisit during your stay. But I realized I’m probably missing a lot locally because I just don’t have that background. And since Manfriend is also a trier off we went to Cleveland. First stop, West Side Market for grungy brunch and to decide if triers eat pig feet. They don’t. Yet. Then hoppin on the bus for an afternoon of sightseeing and mind expansion. And a$$ expansion. Those Lolly seats are really hard. And tight. And you can’t cross your legs or move them. That’s alright! Part of the flavor! Boomlennials don’t care (yes they do shhhh). Final leg, through rush hour which should have been no biggy in a bus, but it was a bit harrowing. And the bus driver took a turn for the worse and had more conversation with the other drivers while still wearing a microphone ouch. Flavor remember, flavor. And need for a drink #strong#martini. Then up to the 32nd floor of the Hilton to enjoy a beautiful view of the city and Lake Erie. If I wasn’t immediately nauseous and vertigoish. Damn getting old sucks. However, who knew that the cure was alcohol. My doc and I need to have a talk. Think she’s steering me wrong with way less fun drugs. Brief viewing opportunity but off again! We were on a mission. Great dinner at an old ethnic restarant that has withstood the test of time with great food, Boomlennial waiters who might still actually like their job, and medicinal wine. What a day! Did the Boomlennial proud. #Tappedintoanunforgettableexperience #canIgetanamen