Author: Karebare42@aol.com

Long time passing. Where have all the activists* gone, long time ago. I have that song going through my head lately, although you do know to insert *flowers, right? My millions of followers span generations so always need to remember not everyone is a brilliant Boomlennial. Of course, that led me to Google to read all the lyrics and see what it really was about in the 60’s. It was on a list of the top 20 political songs. Hmmmm. Not buying that one, and there aren’t very many words to it, so I’m guessing there are only twenty political songs out there. I loved the music of the sixties, and glad that I was young enough to not quite understand them. I just loved the men and women singing with long, swinging hair, and beautiful flowered clothes. I ‘got’ the peace aspect of them, but now looking back at that time Wow. There was a lot going on. After watching many of the demonstrations of late, I see that maybe we didn’t really come that far. So where have all the activists gone? To the burbs? To the country club? Did they just get bored and got into something else? Legalizing weed? Inquiring minds always want to know. I wish the internet was around then. And various news stations spinning their own narrative. Guess I’ll just keep spinning those old songs, and not investigate what they really were about. No need to rewrite my own history. Much like the statues that are being torn down, what was, was. Good, bad, or ugly, it was a moment in time. A horrible moment, perhaps, but sadly what was, was. And maybe we need a grim reminder in our face that we haven’t really come a long way, baby. Now I need to go climb a mountain. I’m always very curious about the people in these certain areas who live, healthily, into their hundreds. They do share some common traits (I’m sure good genes is one of them!), and they drink wine, so what’s not to love? A man in one of these villages said, “If I go one day without climbing the mountain, I feel uneasy. If I go two days, my heart is troubled. If I go three days, my muscles and bones ache.” Of course he was talking about his mediation, or whatever gets him through the night, but something to think about. Lacing up my hiking boots. All the world over, so easy to see, people everywhere just wanna be free. Listen, please listen, that’s the way it should be. There’s peace in the valley, people got to be free.

I have held back on writing this, because enough is enough already. One of my millions of followers said my posts are getting so serious and rather depressing. Moi?? Say not! I am the fun Boomlennial! The one everyone wants at their party. Sure sure. Anyway, Dear Hate……It is dieting season again. There I said it. A topic I have covered in many of my posts, and most of my life. But, alas, there is always more material. And oh-so-funny sniff. I did okay during quarantine. I thought going out for dinner every night made it impossible to lose weight. Well, that myth was busted. Staying home and eating the chicken coop night after night didn’t help either. It could be the martinis and wine but that would require another quarantine to have a control group. And somehow spaghetti just seemed the same right thing to do. I don’t know why, but it was comforting. And delicious. And of course had to be accompanied by red wine. Now, however, I am back going out to my old haunts and find THAT quite comforting. Many have put up these plexiglass walls between bar seats and booths, so you’re in your own little cocoon. After weeks of wearing masks to your seat in a restaurants, that practice has just about stopped. The staff still does but they are getting droopier and droopier as to be worthless. We are all getting cocky in OH-IO as we have flattened our curve. I’m worried that the masses of asses that are going to the beach or taking vacations will bring those critters home. Please just be ticks. And how did I get on this subject when I wanted to talk about eating too much fruit? As one of my dearests said, “you didn’t get fat from eating too much fruit”. Can always count on those you love to set you straight. Dammit. So there you kind of have a new topic. Kind of. Dear Diet: I hate you.

Now that I have had The Test and found out I am Rona- free, moving on to the next season. Riot season? What to wear? Not to be flippant (what a great word), but I am sad. And mad. And disgusted that people are so stupid. As Bert and Ernie would say on Sesame Street, this year is brought to you by the letters W, T, and F. I was glued to media for two months watching people sick and dying. All the while being told that I am vulnerable and make your reservation now for that ventilator. Then as the country was easing going out restrictions, the sun thought it could finally make an appearance and there was a sense of hope that I might live to see another year. But, alas, some sick a$$ cop thought killing a man for everyone to witness was the way to move forward. We have all seen the video and it never gets any easier to watch. Just makes me cry. And want to go back indoors and shed ronas all over the house. Who cares? We live in a world of stupid people. That’s all my Boomlennial deep thinking can come up with. Deep. Deep. Thinking. I can’t even talk about the rioting and seeing businesses that just reopened after two months getting destroyed. There are a ton of reasons out there but my heart just can’t cope. Our country has collectively had enough. Somehow, Rona has become a political issue and people are taking ‘sides’ on getting a vaccine when one is ready. Please be ready soon. I’ll be first in line before I learn what side I’m supposed to be on. If ignorance is bliss, this country must all be in weed heaven right now. Ahhhh. So blissful. I went to a restaurant last week and they had a sign at the entrance saying “This is a Mask-free Zone. Come in and enjoy food and drink but no masks are allowed inside”. And like the dumb people I speak of, I took off my mask and went in and ate. Did I mention they have really good food?? Not going back, but still shaking my head. That’s where the world is at right now. And it’s not a good place. As the Count would say…..Letter B, Letter B, Letter B, Letter B. Whisper words of wisdom, letter B.

This is quite weird, so I’m hesitant to continue on, but must, I must. I have pink eye. And it is on that list of symptoms for the Rona. Now it is a very long list, and basically if you’re not a hundred percent, you might be gotcha’d. I don’t really think I have the biggy because I feel fine except for that itchy, red, goopy eye (sorry). I had the long conversation/questionnaire with a nurse about my symptoms, and she told me people my age don’t get pink eye. Ok then. Fortunately (??) I had it last year so I sent her to the ghastly ‘permanent record’ where she did see that I’m a repeat customer. Of course, I was much younger then. Just give me that little vial of elixir before I lose all my eyelashes. Again. Which made Mack Daddy say something unthinkable, as he would never even hint at an unkind word to me. He said maybe I should wear some eyeliner, which wasn’t nearly as bad as when he told me that maybe I shouldn’t wear so much purple eyeshadow after I fell and had a black eye. Said with the utmost consideration though. I digress. In many ways lately, but will try to stay on point. The nurse was nothing but condescending as she was setting up a telehealth appointment for me. Do I have a phone? Internet? Oh now don’t be afraid honey it won’t be that hard. I told her I have video meetings everyday and she laughed. Oh, I am a riot. Anyway, the Doc was good, understood my symptoms, and made that magical call to the pharmacy. But what I’m really hoping is that this is dipping my toe into Rona immunity. A lot of people had it and never even knew. Their body just did it’s job and off Rona ran. If I could escape with just a little gobbly gook I’d gladly give up my ventilator and run around kissing everyone. On the lips. Or donate my plasma. (Ok might have to check out how that works on the black market$$$$). I also have bills ya know. Just something to think about since I’m losing so much brain function being home so much. It’s left me pondering why I have so many cauliflower products in the freezer. Bad tasting products all. Guess there was a time where cauliflower rice was seen as a replacement for rice rice. It’s not. Rice-a-Rona it is. #mashedcauliflowerblows

No, not me. Okay, maybe me. Me. Unfortunately, someone was talking about a car and one of my dearests immediately thought it was about me. Humph. Listening to the sweet chirping of birds that are covered in ice doesn’t help matters in the middle of May. Ahhhhh. Springtime in OH-IO. I can’t talk virus anymore. One of my wee ones cut it off yesterday as we were having a socially distanced visit. So not cool. It’s like wiping your butt with your other hand. It kind of gets the job done, but not very satisfying. Just fed up. So I was thinking about things that everyone seems to like but I don’t. Ketchup. It’s the go to for fries and hamburgs, but would you really put sugary tomatoes on those things? Mustard it is. Weekends. And I’m not just talking during ‘these times’. It just throws things off. As a wee one, it meant no school, which I loved. And it meant the family was all together in a small house with one tv and one bathroom. Meals together. Rules. TGIM. It’s sometimes hard to ‘make a plan’ for two days without structure. Someone please tell me what to do. Exhausting. Ancestry. Big hobby these days of people trying to figure out who they are related to. Who cares? They’re dead, and probably not that interesting anyway. I also hate when men say “we are pregnant”. You are not, bro. Health class 101. Sushi. I keep trying to like it, but think next time I’ll just suck the wasabi and ginger off my fingers. Now much of what I don’t like I’ve blogged about in the past, and I know you all have hung on to every word. (I’m really trying not to go corona on you). And maybe after being home for a few months I’ll have a change of opinion. When I can’t go shopping, I want to. Or maybe I just want to have a reason to put on jewelry and prance around. If all goes well, athleisure will be out of style. You’ve worn it for months and it might be time to invest in a new pair of jeans. Big. Ger. Jeans. Just keep wearing lots-oh-jewelry and no one will notice. We will all be having three hour dinners in restaurants just because we can, and being home has certainly lost its allure. People on social media try to give the impression they are loving all this family time together, but I’m not buying it. If you liked it so much you would have done it. Scheduling your kids in everything is not because you want all this time together. It’s because You want Out. Fes up. Probably even be worse soon enough. Please don’t make me go to harpoon lessons, mom. Okay. I’ve tried. Rambled enough. This Boomlennial experience is not good. We are the vulnerable now, not the machismo. Finally been put in my place. No way to sweeten what is happening, although ketchup might help. And I might find I like it.

Now that I’m afraid to touch anything from the outside world without hosing it down first, I’m looking suspiciously at my floor. My dog is outside wandering through the Everglades, or desert, depending on Ohio’s wishy-washyness. (I tried to use a big word but couldn’t find it in my Google search. Guess I made it up). Said dog then comes in and spreads the whatever. So that three second rule is over, right? Not that I would ever eat anything that has been on the floor. Asking for a friend and all that. Everything is just kind of out of sorts in my world. It’s like living in Vegas. Cocktails are acceptable at any hour, I’m losing money by the minute, and it doesn’t really matter what time it is. I have learned a lot about myself during this exile, none of it that earth shattering. I love restaurants!! Going OUT to eat is my hobby. And I’m really good at it. Also, I spend way too much time at non-essential businesses. Yep, my life is kind of looking like that now, too. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. (There is.). What I’m most proud of discovering, however, is I spend way too much time touching my face. Never thought about that one before, but it’s down right scary. Won’t mention what my nails look like. You’ve got to see them to believe them. I know I don’t have to tell all I know, but I do I do! What else could I talk about if not my brilliant self? Okay, I’ll talk about other people. I hate your stupid family videos of covering songs, thinking it’s funny. To you, yes. To me, annoying. Also, news/weather people…I don’t want to see your kids wandering around, or your ugly dogs licking your face. Haha. Not funny. Feel good songs, nope. Like having to sit through you’re boring vacation pictures. What, pray tell, is a vacation, again? Sigh. Big sigh. One positive I do think will come out of this is no more hugging! Yipeee. I’ve found myself hugging people I don’t even know, or during awkward business exchanges. Just was always a weird line to cross or not. Now you’re poison, and I’m okay with that. Oprah was being interviewed on TV and she is taking it upon herself to ‘lift the countries spirits’. Now that’s quite the job, and quite the halo she has. Really? Are we looking to Oprah to make us feel better? I never did like her book club books. Always a victim. One that usually rose above the crisis. Not this time Lady O. I’ve got Governor Cuomo and his banana fingers. And the wave of locusts eating their way through Africa. And too much bad news. Blackjack!! Heading to the jewelry store. I need some fresh air. #unstablenogunsoreos

Do airport rules apply during quarantine?

Yes. Have a drink at 9am if you want to.

Should I buy a gun?

No. Your family is already very unstable. You do not need to shoot squirrels for dinner. Or the neighbor’s cat.

Is it alright to talk to the appliances?

Yes, but be careful. The washing machine will put her own spin on it.

My church has sent out a recipe for unleavened bread so I can share virtual communion with everyone. Is it okay to drink wine? Of course. A lot. It is a sacrifice we must make for our Lord.

My refrigerator is stuffed with food. Must I eat it all?

Yes. Especially the perishables like tomatoes and oranges, until you have canker sores in your mouth.

My dog just keeps bothering me for attention. Must I keep petting him?

Yes. He is the only friend you have right now.

If I’m on the phone is it okay to say I’ve gotta run?

Only if you are going to the bathroom.

Do I need to cover my gray roots?

Ugh. Yes.

Potatoes have gotten a bad wrap lately. Is it okay to eat them now?

Of course! Breakfast hash browns. Lunch fast food fries. Nice dinner baked. Easter mashed. Cocktail hour potato chips.

Is it okay to give up on my weight loss efforts?

Yes, but be careful. My scale told me to social distance. Only one person at a time.

Is it important to remember what day of the week it is?

Yes. This day, that day, the other day, someday, yesterday, today, and next day.

This too shall pass. Someday.

You all know what I’m talking about. Those wonderful high school Zoom concerts where everyone is in their own square entertaining us. Is it just me (probably) that finds it annoying? I just had a video meeting with a board I’m on and was not fond of my square. I showered and dressed. Put full makeup on, including eyebrows. But when I saw that fourple chin it was just not happening. Out and out. (And not to be judgy but you all didn’t look that great either). Kidding. Kind of. I just don’t really need to see everyone to have a conversation. It was actually distracting to the content. I was much more interested in looking at your stylish living room then hearing what you had to say. But then I’m pretty shallow sigh. Take my center square, please. I know the kids are all doing their homeschooling that way, but they only have one chin and that’s where it needs to stay. At this point, the breaking news is not. It’s the same stories reported ad nauseum, and just seeing Governor Cuomo’s sausage fingers over and over is giving me nightmares. Ohio’s Dr. Acton is now looking like a sad sad puppy and I just want to throw a shoe at her. Her calming influence is now making me prickly as you can see. My news consumption is slowing down. I’ve been starting to find our President kind of hot, and that’s a weird blogue just waiting to happen. Despite the media perception that we are all just laying around in our pj’s watching trashy Tiger shows on Netflix, most of the peeps I know are pretty busy. The parents, of course, are struggling with the kiddos to get through their online curriculum. One of my wee dearests assignments was an outdoor scavenger hunt. Well, bundle up family, it’s go time. Trying to navigate a work at home environment for those that are able takes some commitment and patience. At one time it may have seemed like the ultimate dream, but now you realize that it kind of blows and you’re growing moss. I do try to walk at the park most days, but it is getting too busy and I’m giving people dirty looks when I think they are invading my space. My hiking shoes are waterproof so I veer off the path into the muck when I sense danger ahead. Like a double stroller and a dog. Head to the hills!!! Of course I’ll probably end up with typhus and ringworm, but not the biggy. My reading genre has to change. I go through phases. Might be historical fiction for a few months, then women’s lit, or the Book Club reads that everyone’s talking about. For some reason lately, I started back to those Stephen KIngish type authors where strange stuff is happening, but the good writers make it seem all too real. Now that 2020 is stranger than fiction, I need to make my way to something lame. Like my blogues. No one finds them more brilliantly fascinating then I do. Will have to visit the archives. Might be a nice refresher to reminisce about the good ole days. Sigh.

today is March 97th. Now that I’ve been f*ck at home for a couple weeks and sentnced to a month more, the reality is starting to sink in. I was pretty chipper at first coming back from the sunshine state, but the color of March in Ohio is not good. I’m putting together my March Sadness bracket in hopes that I can leave it there as I drag into April. This weekend me and Mack Daddy took a drive downtown. It has been under major construction for two years. As if it could possibly look worse, the sheer desolation made it seem like a war zone. Of course, not that many people had been coming down there anyway, but not a car in sight. We navigated through the orange barrels without risk of penalty. Renagades! The only people out were the homeless trudging towards the shelter carrying their plastic bags of belongings. It was a stormy day and I just hated to think where they spent it with everything closed. My field trip wasn’t the refresher I had hoped it would be. However, I have made some progress at home. If you are in a conference call, you can eat ice cream. As long as you take small bites and don’t slurp, it is quite quiet. (Feedback???). Tip for future reference….don’t bring the whole container. Never a healthy choice. Especially if you are lactose intolerant. Governor DeWINE does a press conference every afternoon, so it’s 2:00 somewhere. Hint hint. Got out my puzzle collection yesterday. Starting with the kids versions for warm-up, and when I get to the 1000 pieces it will somehow become a drinking game. As in look at the box and drink. I am declining to decline but it’s going to take some deep thought. Deep. Thought. Not my forte if you’ve been reading my blogues. One of my dearests had a great idea and ordered an electric piano. I dug out all his old piano books and found lots of my old music and thought it was time to start playing again. Good idea! However, when I used to be good I could actually see the music and my back wasn’t killing after a half-hour on the bench. And the piano was in tune and some of the keys didn’t stick. My wee dearests and long gone cats have had their way with that keyboard. But I did find a book with big notes and not too difficult (beginners sniff) so one fine day I will whip open my windows and give my neighbors a magnificent concert. This is the kind of crap I fill my mind with sigh. Mack Daddy’s beard is starting to grow without the barber so will become a new metric. When it hits his waist I think I will run. So not true. You know I don’t run. At least I don’t need to worry about producing a little Coronna Vee. In nine months there will be another baby boom but they have to get their own nomenclature. Disease drop generation? Boredom brew? I’m sure little Charmine and Purelica will have thoughts on that to share with their class. Via Zoom.

Verb; the act of doing nothing

I’ve finally found something I am really good at. I should have seen it coming. I just lounge lizarded for two weeks in a place that never heard of anything corona that didn’t involve beer. They were a bit late to the game but are making a heroic effort to catch up. My vacay came at a time when some weird things started going on that I didn’t quite understand. Whew. I would think that a week later I would have cancelled and there would have been no gorgeous tan that no one has seen. Fortunately, since these are times that try peeps souls, that vitamin D boost gave me an added mental health bonanza. I’m one of the few people who, rightfully so, think the sun is good for them. So I came back to Ohio refreshed and nervous and self-quarantined but ready to nest. A lot of decisions have been made for me and I’m kind of digging it. Don’t go to work. If you say so. Stay home. Ok if I must. Read. Bingggg. Just doing my part. Let those roots grow in. Nooooooo. That’s not happening. Nice and Easy on the way. Probably won’t be nice and maybe not easy but my sacrificing stops there. I’m just not going to spread anything but my *ss and feet. Slippers do not have much support so looking forward to flip flop weather. Loads of support there. My sweatshirt collection is quite vast, and I’m on the every other day bra cycle. Let’s not get crazy here. Yesterday was nopening day of baseball season. When the schedule first came out, everyone was peeved that it was in March which is usually quite chilly on Lake Erie. Of course, it was quite lovely yesterday. Wasted energy complaining. My shopping online habit has come to a standstill. All dressed up and no where to go. Poop. My ‘better than Alexa’ and her hubby gave me and Mack Daddy a really great virtual rock concert last evening from their basement. Encore! Encore! Quarantini time was fun to share. Of course, we need to go out for the third time this week to get our two week supply of booze. Will deal with that problem later. Or not. The Metroparks have reserved 6-8 AM for seniors and those at risk to use the parks. That is SOOOO nice!! It’s pitch dark and thirty degrees!?$&!!! Then we can go shopping for the early bird specials. How about reserving from one to three in the afternoon??? Is that asking too much for a population that will be at the bottom of the list for a ventilator? I no longer have to worry about procuring toilet paper. Staples is delivering 80 rolls today. Yep, that’s what was available and I’m sure it’s going to feel just like that on my a$$. Ouch. I’d like to think I’m going to do a lot of house cleaning, but not having enough time hasn’t really been the issue. Finding it mind numbing has and will continue to be a deterrent. I still have my (low) standards. I do have a mission in mind, however, but this is top secret #beyondmindnumbing. I have 43,000 unread emails. Truth. They are all junk and I’ve tried to delete them, but while I’m deleting thirty, fifty more show up. I do have a lofty plan in mind. I spend a couple hours a day in teleconferences, or talking peeps off the ledge, so will just get that finger going until I can start fresh. Of course, when I’m let loose again the last thing I’ll probably want is to be on a device, so the cycle will continue and now my dirty laundry has been aired. Oh well. Moving on. To where?? I have built a tight bubble around me. As the Matriarch of my world, I feel it’s time to adult. One little prick and it could all whoosh away. I ain’t scared. Kind of. #don’tbeaprick #goaheadandpronouncetheLinsalmon