This is quite weird, so I’m hesitant to continue on, but must, I must. I have pink eye. And it is on that list of symptoms for the Rona. Now it is a very long list, and basically if you’re not a hundred percent, you might be gotcha’d. I don’t really think I have the biggy because I feel fine except for that itchy, red, goopy eye (sorry). I had the long conversation/questionnaire with a nurse about my symptoms, and she told me people my age don’t get pink eye. Ok then. Fortunately (??) I had it last year so I sent her to the ghastly ‘permanent record’ where she did see that I’m a repeat customer. Of course, I was much younger then. Just give me that little vial of elixir before I lose all my eyelashes. Again. Which made Mack Daddy say something unthinkable, as he would never even hint at an unkind word to me. He said maybe I should wear some eyeliner, which wasn’t nearly as bad as when he told me that maybe I shouldn’t wear so much purple eyeshadow after I fell and had a black eye. Said with the utmost consideration though. I digress. In many ways lately, but will try to stay on point. The nurse was nothing but condescending as she was setting up a telehealth appointment for me. Do I have a phone? Internet? Oh now don’t be afraid honey it won’t be that hard. I told her I have video meetings everyday and she laughed. Oh, I am a riot. Anyway, the Doc was good, understood my symptoms, and made that magical call to the pharmacy. But what I’m really hoping is that this is dipping my toe into Rona immunity. A lot of people had it and never even knew. Their body just did it’s job and off Rona ran. If I could escape with just a little gobbly gook I’d gladly give up my ventilator and run around kissing everyone. On the lips. Or donate my plasma. (Ok might have to check out how that works on the black market$$$$). I also have bills ya know. Just something to think about since I’m losing so much brain function being home so much. It’s left me pondering why I have so many cauliflower products in the freezer. Bad tasting products all. Guess there was a time where cauliflower rice was seen as a replacement for rice rice. It’s not. Rice-a-Rona it is. #mashedcauliflowerblows