unless it is a purse with someone else’s name on it that would make my life complete. And does. But that’s not really where I’m going here. Have to cancel because you’re sick? Maybe. Possibly. Oh the kids are sick. Kids are always sick. I’m very over-extended at work. Don’t make me laugh. Getting my drift here? I just don’t buy it anymore. People do what they want to do. Which of course is an oversimplification but I never said this was deep, thoughtful commentary BTW. A good friend of mine (don’t worry your secret is safe with me hahahahahaha) told me she hadn’t seen her manfriend all weekend because he was so busy at work and went on to explain about double shifts and overtime and some other things I wasn’t really listening to because it takes a lot of energy not to roll your eyes. And since one of my dearest accuses me of saying totally inappropriate things at times (never) I was trying to pick my words carefully. And being that I sometimes (always) have poor judgement I had to explain that if he wanted to see you he would have time constraints be damned! Now that wasn’t inappropriate was it? Guess I just don’t buy excuses anymore. Heard them all, made them all. You’re late because of the zombie apocalypse? Good one. Heard it/used it. Rush hour. Traffic. Yep twice a day, everyday. Remember the cheesy movie Love Story (wiping nose break) and the ridiculous line “Love means never having to say your sorry”? I never quite got the point of it then so I’m reworking it with fifty years of stockpiled excuses. Just don’t bother. Doesn’t really matter and if you survived the Zombies it will be a most entertaining story. I am tremendously not sorry if I offended you. Also not inappropriate.