1. Make a list. Check X
2. Clean out closets and drawers.
3. Don’t do laundry for weeks and all the closets and drawers look much neater. Check X
4. Buy new underwear. Check X
5. Add five thousand more steps a day.
6. Add five thousand more steps a day only on the weekend.
7. Put Fitbit on dog and declare victory. Check X
8. Go through recipes and find exciting, nutritious foods to cook.
9. Clean out expired food in fridge.
10. Marvel that pickles last forever and are considered a side dish. Check X
11. Decide fridge is too clean to mess up. Make reservations. Check X
12. Get a jump on the holidays. Name a star after everyone. Check X. (They’ll love it!)
13. Make New Years resolutions.
14. Resolve to find an actual check mark on the keyboard.
15. Resolve never to make a dumb list. Check X