She SHOUTED. After spending a week on a boat with the Silent Generation (they aren’t), I was ready for some mental regrouping. Normally a five hour wait in an airport would have me rubbing my a$$ before I even sat down, but I was ok with it. I had a good book, one last People magazine where I could read about strangers I never even heard of, and QUIET TIME. But…..why is everyone SHOUTING ON THEIR PHONES?!$&?!!!??? Just because you have cute little earbuds doesn’t mean I give a sh*t about your conversation. I can’t even think grrrr. Fortunately, this blogue doesn’t require that so it’s all I’ve got about now. The only perk left in traveling are these nice little ‘clubs’ where they have a mimosa or two(ish) and let you relax away from the chaos of the masses. But EVERYONE IS SHOUTING ON THEIR PHONES and I can’t even read let alone catch up in my head. When did it become socially acceptable to annoy me?? My traveling companion and I did start talking REALLY LOUD to each other and got one man to move. Sorry to disturb you. Right. Just not cool. And yes they are all men. Just sayin. At least the turnover in an airport is pretty quick so hopefully a new, more polite group will move in. And I can read the Wall Street Journal (hahahahahaha). And wish that I had spent more time in the weed stores and less time with a boat load of old people who bored me senseless. Maybe I saw myself hitting that road sooner then I want. Although I can’t imagine this #brilliantboomlennial ever being that dull and living so far in the past that you’re believing history as your reality. You did not travel with Lewis and Clark. I guess I need to study up on that People magazine and learn who all these women are with really swollen lips, and why they are important. (They aren’t). I mean they are! So important!! Stay relevant! SHOUT on your phone! Don’t get cranky. #majorfail